Fat People Jokes Are Funnier When Fat People Tell Them
Here's your fat people joke for the day. Kind of.
Had kind of an unpleasant moment this afternoon as I was shuffling my way through the parking lot on my way into the Loblaw Superstore.
Some plumpish blonde and a non-discript other woman were heading toward me as they
Research On Obesity: Try New “Obesity Plus” Stain Preventer
It’s a scientific marvel. Thanks to breakthrough research on obesity, Paul Chetry Industries can finally introduce revolutionary Obesity Plus, the new way to
Getting My Head Examined, For Real
It took a couple of months to get the CT scan appointment after what my doctor thought was an ocular migraine back in June.
But tonight I had my appointment down at Mount Sinai Hospital to check to see if there’s anything seriously wrong with my
Punishing People For Being Friendly
I’m on the ArcTrainer for about 20 minutes into my one hour session this morning and a pleasant woman who I often see in there comes over to the other ArcTrainer right next to me.
I guess as she was getting her water bottle out or something she saw the timer on my ArcTrainer at about 40 minutes to go in my session, and the resistance level cranked full at 100.
She smiles and says,
Uh-Oh #2 From My Physical: Liver Damage?
I’ve been worried about my liver because I take a lot of Robaxacet pain killers for the back pain from my three ruptured vertebral disks. And they have lots of acetaminophen in them.
I take more than the recommended dosage of these pain killers every day. Wayyyyyyyy more.
Usually I’ll have 6 at lunch, 5 in the afternoon and 6 more after Jeopardy. Now and then I’ll take like 20 of them over the course of
My Doctor: “Technically, You’re A Diabetic”
Went to my doctor today for a ‘physical’. My first one ever, actually.
The upshot of it all is that I’m not marked for death, but I’ve definitely got the
Did We Land On The Moon? No! See My Photographic Proof Of The Hoax
Today on the 40th anniversary of the “moon landing” when I hear people say, “Did we land on the moon, really?” I just have to chuckle.
I was there. I remember it like it was, well, yesterday. And the truth is…
What Does A Blood Clot Feel Like?
I got my blood taken this morning for my upcoming physical that comes up in a week or so from now.
Amisha, the blood technican, did the dirty work. I got a little nervous. Not about the needles.
Is My Natural Weight 345?
Well, according to my weight and calorie tracker, it seems that if I don’t watch what I eat and don’t go to any extraordinary lengths to exercise, my weight finds itself at around 345, give or take.
My First Ocular Migraine: Quite Frightening
I was just working away on my laptop on the couch last night and all of a sudden everything in my vision started to whiz back and forth uncontrollably.
It was like there was an earthquake across the middle of my vision. To make a long story short, my doctor told me today that it was