Obesity Excuse #1: It's Not MY Fault, It’s YOUR Fault

I’m tired of holding myself responsible for my fat. So I’m just going to go on ahead and lash out at everything else and everyone else instead. And I’m going to start with you. I mean,

Applebees Menu Calories: How Fattening Are Applebees Menu Items… Really?

I like Applebees food. And I like their jingle, Eatin’ Good In The Neighbourhood.

I haven’t been their for a long while so before I went I wanted to check Applebees menu calories just to see if my favourites are, like, the way-highest calorie foods they offer. That’s what I would expect, given my tendencies to eat badly.

But I checked on the Web and they’re nowhere to be found on their site.

You know why you can’t find out Applebees menu calories? Because Applebees doesn’t want to publish them.

Fatso Tours: Fatso’s Kitchen

They say you can tell a lot about a person by how they keep their kitchen. (But isn't it odd that they never say you can tell a lot about a person just by telling a lot about a person?)

Let's see what a detailed tour of fatso's kitchen counter, food shelves and fridge says about me.

Can You Spot The Calorie Culprit?

Sometimes it is very difficult to identify potential causes of unhealthy habits. So I have been going around taking photos of calorie culprit candidates.

I came upon this curiosity, took a photo, and now I think I've identified a key cause of the problem.

My Secret-Eating Technique

When my friend Irene comes over to yack for a while she has an uncanny knack for noticing and pointing out precisely what is new or uncomplimentary in my open food shelves.

“Oh,” she’ll say casually, “Doritos.”

Maybe you’re thinking, ‘Well maybe she wants

Math Problem Solver For Massive Weight Loss

Your math skills are about to lose yourself a lot of weight, thanks to my brand spankin new math problem solver for massive weight loss.

Here’s how it works. Or, at least, here is how it worked for me today when I had some

6300-Calorie Day. Impressive, No?

I had a very satisfying day today, obviously. As the food journal in my weight and calorie tracker shows, I didn't eat many meals, but when I did, I made the most of themmmm, mmm, mmmm.

More than a full day's worth of extra calories just in one day, including:

My Average Cost Of Food Per Month: Yikes

Smokers always talk about how they could buy a car with the money they would save if they just stopped smoking. That got me thinking…

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Food Porn: McCain Fries And Mayo… For Breakfast

Breakfast of champions this morning, that’s for sure. I didn’t feel like porridge for some unfathomable reason. Who doesn’t look forward to… porridge?

So it’s a stressless Saturday morning and I’ve decided to treat myself to a proper breakfast of McCain crispy krinkle cut french fries.

Weight And Calorie Tracking Software Should Help

Well, my weight and calorie tracker seems to work well.

So far, at least.

I've been using it for about a week now and I've already lost some weight, just by entering my weight every day and clicking on the exact foods I eat.

It automatically tracks all my calories and then