It’s a scientific marvel. Thanks to breakthrough research on obesity, Paul Chetry Industries can finally introduce revolutionary Obesity Plus, the new way to prevent those carpet stains that drive you crazy.

It works on the law of gravity

Obesity Plus is invisible. Just get super fat and then eat your food like normal. Let’s ask renowned obesity scientist Paul Chetry to show how domestic research into obesity applications will save you hours of back-braking, sweaty carpet scrubbing. 

“Check out how ultra convenient Obesity Plus is. I’ve just been eating Mocha Walnut ice cream and it spilled off my spoon. But thanks to my scientists’ research on obesity at the Foundation of American Thickset Supersized Oafs, those mocha ice cream drops will never cause a problem.

“It’s a marvel of modern ingenuity. As you can see, with New Improved Obesity Plus, the stain never drops down to the carpet. It settles harmlessly on my undershirt, and who cares about them. No-one sees them anyway. Obesity Plus is super!

“And it’s all thanks to my tireless dedication to my hands-on and mouth-on research on obesity and its practical uses in the domestic environment.

Try Obesity Plus today!”